The female scally is often seen with a much older male scally, and show a gross amount of flesh in order to obtain a mate in order to produe young at an early age - usually 12-15, at which point the father runs away. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of entertainment for the rest of us.

These creatures have a variaty of mating calls including the well known 'ere ar yo' and 'ere ar will yo buy us some fags mate'.

Hair is scraped back and heavily hairsprayed.

Limitless amounts of make-up cover any blemishes, in layers of foundation you could only remove with an industrial sanding machine.

They walk around in tiny skirts and skin tight tops, with enough flab and fat hanging out to fry your bacon and eggs on for the rest of your life, and the look is finsihed off with big hooped 0 carot gold earrings wide enough to drive a bus through! 

Clothes wise, tracksuit tops and tracksuit bottoms or jeans are preferred, along with the mandatory trainers. VPL always helps.

Smoking and a young baby in a second hand pushchair are good accessories.