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So where do i find them? 

Often found at night near cornershops, parks, phoneboxes or anyother place they feel they may intimidate far superior creatures, the scally will most certainly be found with a can of white lightning or woodpecker in their possesion.

While these creatures seem aggressive and act like complete tossers it is important to note that a string of long and hard to pronounce words often confuses them leaving them utterly helpless e.g. 'are you a bit thick like mate?' is often most sucessful at rendering a scally stupified.

Has ego almost as big as the pair of socks they are wearing, which stretch over their jogging bottoms. Maybe an ingenius attempt to keep rain out of the ports / nikes, or to hide the stolen fags they knicked that morning.

The scally tribe congregate around shopping centres, food outlets and park benches, they mate for maybe a night after 5 minutes knowing one another and never speak again accept in greating 'oi ya fucking slag!' etc

The scally tribe congregate around shopping centres, food outlets and park benches, they mate for maybe a night after 5 minutes knowing one another and never speak again accept in greating 'oi ya fucking slag!' etc.

Look for stripey jumpers or listen for car alarms.